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"effect side vioxx"-

The "Real" Story behind the studies and effects

With the inauguration of the first black president, the economy of the US declining rapidly, and people more commonly typing in effect side vioxx than side effects of vioxx-earning vioxx the new title of "effect side vioxx", I think we can agree that we are truly living in an interesting age...

Behind the scenes of the now so called "effect side vioxx", many are wondering how this pain reliever came into the drug market. The media wants you to think that it has nothing to do with recent events, but what you're about to read, uncensored, could be the biggest conspiracy ever dawned on in this age of time...

White coat lab scientists tested the "effect side vioxx" (also referred to as esv, not to be confused with wmd, or htv) comparing results from patients receiving a sugar placebo and the actual effect side vioxx. What the scientists and patients didn't know, however, could end up impacting not only the entire US but all first world countries!

The makers of effect side vioxx were a group of hippie scientists, fairly unknown on the market of drug making....wait a sec... Anyway, these hippies had ties to William Ayers from the "good old days", actually getting the inspiration for making a pain reliever from attending a school cirriculum class with Ayers.

These hippies, trancing around in white coats and sniffing alittle more lab fumes than is probably healthy, decided that they call each other hippos instead. The facility, right next to a "nuclear energy plant" in Libya, attracted more then just hippos, however, as Sudam Hussein soon ventured onto the checkered floors.

Meeting with the hippos, Sudam secretly changed the formula of effect side vioxx into a slowly intoxicating formula that causes strokes and heart problems over a series of time. This day is forever, unofficially known, as White Hippo Day-(9/3/1998).

In 2000, when scientists started testing effect side vioxx, 18 months passed without any incident or unhealthy side effect. Years later, effect side vioxx has been pulled from the shelves after the FDA finally discovered the truly devastating effects of effect side vioxx!

After the hippos disbanded due to many deaths and health problems of team members, and Sadam being constantly all tied up, the chemical weapons threat of effect side vioxx has finally seemed to settle. We can all sleep good tonight.